Ghouls and ghosties


To scare away all the evil spirits, here are a few riddles I found while I was surfing the web. They’re pretty corny, but you might want to pass them along tonight when the little trick-or-treaters are at your door. Oh, and please try to hold back your groans until the end 🙂

Q: Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road?
A: It had no guts.

Q: Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
A: No, they eat the fingers separately.

Q: What do ghosts add to their morning cereal?
A: Booberries.

Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
A: Frostbite.

Q: What kind of pants to ghosts wear?
A: Boojeans.

Q: What do you give a vampire with a cold?
A: Coffindrops.

Q: Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
A: They couldn’t find their bats.

Anyone have any others?

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